NAUGHTY Easter You Shouldn’t Be Caught

we all know Easter eggs are a huge thing in gaming but what happens when they show a little more leg so to speak hi today on allgamzing some naughty Easter eggs we can’t unsee part two starting off with number 10 it’s Max Payne three Amore Damas AKA loving ladies one of the most memorable things from the original Max Payne games were the television shows once in a while you could find TVs around and of course there were TV shows if you wanted you can just stop and watch these things and see stories play out from shows like Lords and Ladies Dick Justice which is a big parody of Max Payne’s love of melodramatic narration and address unknown a psychological Thriller Max Payne 3 is missing a lot of the weirder aspects of the original games but that doesn’t mean they’re completely gone during the stadium Mission you can actually stop and take in some TV at first it’s just news but if you stick with it you’ll eventually see a show Amore Damas a truly ridiculous telenova that starts out over the top and gets more ridiculous starts off with an appropriately trashy cat fight which goes on for a while before things get really weird suddenly one of them starts to give birth and the creature that comes out is some goofy looking baby demon thing like just look at this guy what is happening it’s insane and actually something we kind of wish we could unsee

and number nine is The Witcher 3 a happily married couple this little moment which is actually one of the most hidden scenes in the game isn’t particularly strange but it is embarrassing throughout the game you’re given the option to seriously pursue Tris or Jennifer for most players it’s assumed you can only romance one but it is actually possible for geralt to make his move on both of them with seemingly no negative consequences at first eventually the two of them figure out what you’ve been doing that their sorceresses after all and it seems like you’d figure that into the equation and doing this but it seems like things are working out in your favor so whatever the two of them invite you to a room and put on a show like they’re totally into it before tying geralt to a bed in his undies tell him they know what he’s been up to and then they leave it takes dandelion to come rescue you and he makes fun of you untie me now or you’ll need that gold to replace your teeth you’d have to catch me first and you don’t exactly look like you’re getting out of here anytime soon I mean then Cuts you loose after that both romance options are dead in the water and there’s nothing you could do to fix it other than reloading an old save and potentially losing dozens of hours of progress it’s a secret we’d rather unsee not necessarily because the content is super risque it’s pretty mild actually but if you see it that means you’ve messed up more or less or maybe you didn’t maybe that was your intent I don’t know

at number eight is the Dead Space remake uh by all counts fantastic remake they managed to take a great horror game and make it even better if you’re expecting a spooky naughty Easter egg look elsewhere uh it’s about to get real stupid in the medical section of the ship in the room where you get the hydrazine tank uh there’s a bunch of empty suits lined up against the wall one funny thing you can do is use Kinesis to manipulate the arms of the empty suits there isn’t really any purpose to it it’s just kind of funny and what the suits lined up the way they are the developers at EA motive knew that players were gonna do something dumb like you take an arm and slap the butt of the suit in front of it is dumb and totally pointless but uh You’re gonna laugh your ass off and also slap the suit’s ass off I don’t know actually it’s probably not gonna come off still weirdly hypnotic also you do it once you kind of have to do it again .

and number seven is Ratchet and Clank I don’t know how to classify this in the original release continually flip jumping around the hoverboard girl with R1 plus X in a direction uh causes her breasts to get larger the original Ratchet and Clank game is a little different from all the other games in the series these days tones a little darker a little more satirical and it’s got a little bit of that early 2000s edginess you know what I’m talking about most of this at least feels like it belongs in the game though but this Easter egg just it does it feels out of place in a kid’s game on the planet rilgar starlin’s a character you have to talk to to do the hoverboard race the design is a little much for a kids game but but they’re really you know over the top ridiculous thing here is that if you take ratchet and continuously do flip jumps over her well look I know what you’re looking at like why is this here obviously this was removed from the 2016 remake and and she was redesigned for that game because it’s a kids game like why was this in the game .

and number six is Red Dead Redemption husband and wife plenty of risque secrets to be found in the Red Dead games uh the wild west could be a lawless place of course all manner of debaucheries happen there uh so yeah you’re gonna see some of that in these games one little secret I kind of wish I never saw was found in the Guthrie Farm in Hanover you go to this place as part of the debt collection Mission and it’s not all that you can find in this place inside a little animal shed on the southern part of the farm you found a dead guy with his pants down next to a dead sheep with a ribbon around its neck this whole scene doesn’t look so good right from the moment you see it but if you loot the Sheep there’s confirmation the Sheep had a wedding ring on it you know guy loved Chief now he’s dead unclear what did him in uh no puncture wounds but I can’t imagine it was anything other than unpleasant I don’t know that there’s really a lot to think about here just let’s let’s move on actually .

at number five in Metal Gear Solid 3 Eva’s cure menu secret if there’s one thing you can take away from Metal Gear Solid series it’s that hideo Kojima is an alleged horndog pretty much every game in the series let you cast to male Gaze on the female cast and while it’s all inappropriate on some level sometimes it’s kind of like ah you know whatever that’s a thing this is a thing that we see in life it’s not bad to acknowledge it and sometimes it’s uh well a little too Over the Top This one Secret in mgs3 feels a little out of place and in the second category though over the top category uh it’s really all about context during the finale of the game where snake and Eva are escaping from the Russian base after completing their mission the motorcycle crashes and you and her are forced to proceed on Foot Right Eva actually gets seriously injured from the crash and the entire sequence is a desperate Escape through the woods while you’re being hunted by Russian soldiers it’s one of the most tense parts of the game and that doesn’t mean that you can’t stop the game going to the Cure menu and look at her through an x-ray so you can go into her medical history using this you see her food history and for whatever reason you can feed her noodles here which is just odd but if you go back to the Cure menu Eva will appear in a bikini and will make seductive poses yes Eva is supposed to be kind of a bombshell Bond girl character for the game and yeah maybe at some other point the story that would have made sense but not here this is not the time things are tense people could die you are eating noodles and posing like this in a bikini lady not that it’s actually her it’s basically a puppet that hit aokojima is puppeteering .

and number four is Hitman Blood Money’s mystery coin the recent Hitman games that their fair share of weird Easter eggs to say the very least but those are far from the only games in the series to get silly The Hitman games have had Easter eggs right from beginning and a lot of them are just as weird as anything found in the recent Trilogy take for example blood money on the mission till death do us part the one set in the bio Mission during a wedding you can find this area where some guys are fighting each other for whatever reason if you go Northwest from those guys you can find a very small easy to miss coin on the ground and if you shoot it then all the guys who are just fighting suddenly become naked and run up to you and clap shooting that coin just unlocked their Newfound love of the nudist lifestyle I guess uh also made them pacifist they were fighting now they’re not now they do get bored of of clapping after a while and remember their problems the pacifism Fades and they get back to fighting but their clothes don’t go back on so uh is it fighting I don’t I don’t know if it counts is fighting then it counts in something but I don’t know if fighting is the thing that it counts as

number three banjo tui’s pterodactyl land trick I don’t know why but there’s something about British developers like rare where they just can’t help the mselves uh even when they’re making cute little games meant for kids they have to sneak in some rude humor to amuse themselves and while most of it pretty harmless there’s one secret I’d prefer if I’d never seen it found a pterodactyl and the fifth main level of the game there’s a little pathway that leads to Mumbo Jumbo’s Hut from the ground it doesn’t look like anything in particular but if you get high up there it is yep rare managed to sneak in a crew drunk into an officially licensed Nintendo game there’s even a few drops of pee like gotta make sure you know what you’re looking at uh it makes pee it was just a little drawing it passed by it wouldn’t really be a big deal but you gotta go back and forth on the thing constantly and backtracking this level’s bad enough did they really make you have to walk over drawing too I don’t know it actually is kind of funny that you they force you to look at this stupid thing .

and number two is janitor Bob’s secret from sin uh to call Sin a juvenile game would be a massive understatement it’s game designed for 12 year old boys and that’s the only explanation you plays blade you’re taking on the ridiculous Alexis Sinclair eventually you make it to her secret underground Castle because that’s in the game and if you take time and explore you can find a hidden passage to janitor Bob’s room inside there’s some posters and a camera monitor that shows the evil villain um taking a bath kind of sounds like a private moment and if you know clip over to the room that confirms it if you’ve ever wanted to see a low polygon lump of pixels it vaguely resembles the shape of a woman play the one-armed Bandit there you go embarrassing enough to talk about it and uh maybe I need some brain bleach anybody got some brain bleach

and a number one Kirby’s Dreamland 2’s naked lady last thing I would have expected to find in the Kirby game a series known for being family friendly and pretty inoffensive but there’s at least one risque thing you can find a Kirby’s Second Adventure on the Game Boy on level five five there’s a secret section that takes you to this vertical room with a bunch of floating blocks it doesn’t really look like much from close up but when you zoom out you can see that the blocks are arranged in a vague approximation of a naked woman in a Kirby game uh why I don’t know nobody from Nintendo’s actually commented on this or attempted to explain what it’s supposed to be it’s just there so I guess there’s a little plausible deniability there it’s such a crude drawing that somebody could easily claim it’s supposed to be something else but I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be a woman what else realistically is that supposed to be and that’s all for today